So, since this community is more or less dead, the sporking prozac_fidelus and I made of the OotP movie is over at our journals. Well, only mine as of yet, until we figure out which comms we can post it at.Onto the pages and pages of sarcasm! Featuring Emma Watson's eyebrows, DanRads acting and lack thereof, our respective love for Snape & Bella, and more!
THIS JUST IN: Emilie ranting about weird looking characters for the OotP movieFirstly, FUCK THE WHAT?! Natalia, darling, ripped stockings, mismatched combats and fugly, un-canon hair do not a Tonks make. Producers, take note! And Kloves, sweetheart? READ THE FUCKING BOOKS AKHSGKJAGAJ.Secondly, Umm,Harry? I swear, I thought he was Robert Pattinson for a sec, with the Cedric-ish hair. I guess it's a better look, but does anyone agree with me that the best, most canon hair was deffs PoA? Like, f'shiz? Yes, thought so.Thirdly, Hehe Click on the picture to enlarge and read the headline. I find this very amusing.Although, it also pains me deep in the cockles of my non-Scottish heart, because Miranda Richardson's fabulous Rita Skeeter won't be back for Movie 5. This distresses me deeply, as Rita is my third favourite female character, succeeded only by Bellatrix and McG. What do y'all think, oh slutty, slutty ho bags?
( In which Harry is kinda an ass, but not really, and Natalia Tena frustrates us both.Collapse )
( OHNOES INVASION OF THE CATERPILLARBROWS!Collapse )
Monthly Sporking Challenge!Basically, every month we'll have a theme; an actor, a character, a movie, a chapter, a scene, you get the picture. Let's say January's theme is Daniel Radcliffe. You guys can spork the hell out of him in a moderated entry, and at the end of the month we'll close submissions and pick the winner. There'll be one first prize and one runner-up. First prize winner gets to request either graphics (icon, banner, or WP) or art (drawing or comic) from me, or a drabble/ficlet from prozac_fidelus.August's theme is!Ships that the GoF movie OBBBBviously hints at.Rules;; please try not to write a novel;; for the love of god, make it funny;; must contain liberal amounts of snarkOff with you, go on, spork away!
( In Which Vernon busts a move and Lord Voldything makes a cameoCollapse )
( In which Daniel Radcliffe pants excessively, and dirty boys aboundCollapse )Comment as to other things you think could be sporked about this chapter, or about HP in general! Commentary and rambling is always appreciated!prozac_fidelus ampersand iamsupernova
Greetings, HP fandom! We're a community dedicated to pre-sporking the Order of the Phoenix movie, among other HP related things. There's more information about all this in our userinfo! Click it! You know you want to! So, to start off, a little bit of information about your friendly neighborhood mods.Emilieprozac_fidelusEmilie is a fifteen year old, vaguely disillusioned and extremely sarcastic HP fan. Favourite ships include Bella/Snape, Rita/anything that moves, and of course, Ron/Hermione, although she hates current!era fics. Unless they're decidedly awesome. Or Death Eater centric. Her favourite Harry Potter book is Order of the Phoenix and if they mess up the movie, she'll probably be very sad and likely write lots of angsty fic to make up for it. Slash kill babies. Either one.ArielleiamsupernovaOne Arielle, fifteen years old, wanted by the Ministry of Magic for: attacking numerous wizards, witches and muggles armed with cutting sarcasm; kidnap and ransom of Emma Watson's eyebrows, drawing characters in fanart that can only be described as "undignified", and shameless sporking. Charges continue to build.